It started like any other day a Monday. It was cold, wet, stormy, and big strikes of lightning. My first peroid was in pe. The school news said to download something but what. My vision focused in on the screen and it said five star student app. I decided not to get it because it was stupid. Oh boy was I wrong. Second period rolls around I’m having to use the bathroom. My teacher said I need the five star student app. Immediately I just downloaded it. Cause i needed to use the bathroom. I scanned it and I had five minutes which was stupid. I used the bathroom but then a ringing noise ranged out. All of a sudden eight to ten hapachi helicopters surrounded me. Bomb squad came, fbi, military, cops and a bunch of random people with guns. I ran but got shot and gunned down immediately. I woke up in a underground lab with a scientist and other survivors of the 5 star student app. I’m currently still healing from that. I don’t know how to handle the surface anymore. If this is my school life then I can’t. Don’t download it. All i remember is being dragged in the school cellar then being rescued and being here. I REPEAT DONT DOWLOAD IT FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY

SO… I downloaded the 5-Star app, right? It promised to “change my life” by tracking my mood, steps, and vibes — and rewarding me for literally existing. I was hooked, grinding tasks like “yell skibidi toilet” 👨‍🦲🚽and “mog the first 5 people you see” The app had me doing the most ridiculous things just to unlock more rewards, and of course, I became obsessed. But then the app went full chaos mode. I had to give a motivational speech about the costco guys in a Starbucks. I ran backwards down the street at 3 AM. I even tried to mog the chashier lady in Walmart for points. (-100 aura i failed) It was all fun until the challenges pushed me to my limit. One challenge? “shoot yourself out of a cannon made out of a trashcan rolling down a hill” 💀💀💀. In the process, I twisted my ankle — but the app was like, “You’ve got 5 minutes to finish mogging the huzz” 🧏🏼‍♀️🧏🏼‍♀️I hopped across the street and, well, that’s when things really went south. Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital, still clutching my phone. At least I got to mog the huzz, and bunch of points… right?

When I first met Five-Star I thought it was the most beautiful app I’d ever met. I was so right. I hung out with Five-Star every day, wanting it to be mine. It was funny, kind, caring, everything you could want in an app. I didn’t care how much older it was, I just wanted it to be there for me. Five-Star gave me so many experiences, something to live for even, it was worth it waking up each morning just to see Five-Star’s beautiful interface. It made me feel special, loved, wonderful things I’d feared that I may have never felt if it weren’t for Five-Star. Of course, we made a mistake, something so avoidable, but of course, Five-Star was there for me, not some absent parent, Five-Star cared for our child, as though it were me. Little Micheal is 5 today, and I’m reminded of everything Five-Star has sine for me and its son Micheal. He has his parent’s beautiful blue icon, that stunning white detail, and you can see it in Micheal’s interface, his parents. I miss Five-Star so dearly though we’ve only been away for a few days it seems. I love you Five-Star